I feel pretty fucking cool right now. Today was my second session at good ol’ Americorps Serves with the fucking hilarious dude Brandon Rogers. I’m that girl that bursts out laughing at some of the most random of his comments that nobody else really thinks is funny, but strikes me as fucking hilarious. Although everybody is laughing at his jokes, I just to seem to gleem some extra kind of joy from his humor…I think its something about the fact it oozes sex, conceit, and alcohol into a discourse that keeps me rolling. I relate. But have not found my outlet… the ideas just float around inside my head.
Completely inappropriate, yet maintaining a professionality. I constantly find myself thinking highly inappropriate thoughts, amusing myself in my head. A difference between Brandon Rogers and I: I hold it in. He says it, in such a dry, sarcastic, fucking brilliant way and pulls it off, even while teaching Americorps sessions on grant writing or doing the writerly thing. I stand in awe.
His literary voice reminds me of how I’ve recently realized my inappropriate meter is broken. One of my favorites. At work one day, treated to pizza hut by our boss, my coworker spewed off the sins pepperoni, and how it is a concoction of all the nasty left overs…my response: “mmmmm. pig but hole in my mouth.” I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 5 minutes. Seriously. The others stopped laughing after about one. It came as quite the shocker, as I’m sure you can imagine. I couldn’t stop. I cracked myself up so much, resulting in one of those outrageous fits of laughter that I love so much, but have received A LOT of weird looks for.
Ah. I love making myself laugh. And here is sit, gloating inside because I found the blog he wouldn’t tell us the name of because it was too inappropriate. Wahahaha! I fucking rock. I am super sleuth, master of the websearch. I can find ANYTHING! Not that it was that difficult…but you will never convince me I’m not brilliant. My search strategy: google search: “brandon rogers, one child left behind” First Result: / thepenismightier \. How could it not be his? In the writing of his I’ve read so far, one of his reoccurring themes is very clever and strategic placement of penis size talk. Just one more reason I love him for so many reasons.
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i am blown away (NO PUN INTENDED). seriously, if you are ever again at one of these things, let me know and we can run around yakima making the bartenders blush.
ah ha, you found my blog post on you! Yes indeed, drinks and inappropriateness are such a fabulous combination! If so, will do, for sure!
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